{"id":166,"date":"2004-10-14T15:30:13","date_gmt":"2004-10-14T13:30:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/2004\/10\/14\/look-ma-no-nuthin\/"},"modified":"2004-10-15T09:47:37","modified_gmt":"2004-10-15T07:47:37","slug":"look-ma-no-nuthin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/2004\/10\/14\/look-ma-no-nuthin\/","title":{"rendered":"Look Ma! No nuthin&rsquo;!"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Temps de lecture \/ Reading time\u00a0: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt;\u00a01<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute.<\/span><\/span><p>Apr\u00e8s avoir vu passer un post au sujet de \u00ab\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=fr&#038;q=%22*+considered+harmless%22\">* considered harmless<\/a>\u00a0\u00bb chez <a href=\"http:\/\/www.diveintomark.org\/archives\/2003\/08\/21\/harmful\">Mark Pilgrim<\/a>, puis plus r\u00e9cemment sur \u00ab\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=fr&#038;q=%22my+new+*+technique+is+unstoppable%22\">my new * technique is unstoppable<\/a>\u00a0\u00bb (chez <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kottke.org\/04\/10\/unstoppable-techniques\">Jason Kottke<\/a>), je vous pr\u00e9sente la suite logique : \u00ab\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=fr&#038;q=%22Look%2C+Ma%21+No+*%21%22\">Look, Ma! No *!<\/a>\u00a0\u00bb :<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>No tables! No case! No tags! No ink! No wires! No hands! (bien s\u00fbr)  No pesticides! No cables! No people! No Photoshop! No math! No pans! No pneumococcus! No mechanical shark! No projection screen! No middleware! No web! No dad! No pixels! No paint! No ICA! No keys! No corkscrew! No EJBs! No mouse! No gas! No chads! No PBX! No moving parts! No password! No keyboard! No clubs! No Nasa controlers! No pilot! No cavities! No rice! No drum machine EP! No tail! No seeds! No downtime! No IP! No state machine! No ropes! No JavaScript! No cars! No cam! No managers! No bankers! No SOAP! No hashing! No pages! No prompting needed! No ropes!  No plans! No infrastructures! No batteries! No disco! No divs! No nuclei! No ice! No taxes! No shame! No pedaling!  No operator! No pants album! No dial-up connection! No boots! No sex! No cramps! No bankers! No DB! No computers:\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Etc, ad infinitum ad nauseam google-fu.<br \/>\nSi vous \u00eates gentils, plus tard je mettrai les liens correspondants \u00e0 chaque. Mais l\u00e0, non.<\/p>\n<p>Apr\u00e8s cela, que reste-t-il (paye ta question \u00e0 double-sens) ?<\/p>\n<p>Ajout : J&rsquo;allais oubli\u00e9 un autre de ces fameux posts, le \u00ab\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/mpt.net.nz\/archive\/2004\/02\/17\/black\">Things that are the new black<\/a>\u00a0\u00bb de <a href=\"http:\/\/mpt.net.nz\/\">Matthew Thomas<\/a>. C&rsquo;est r\u00e9par\u00e9.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apr\u00e8s avoir vu passer un post au sujet de \u00ab\u00a0* considered harmless\u00a0\u00bb chez Mark Pilgrim, puis plus r\u00e9cemment sur \u00ab\u00a0my new * technique is unstoppable\u00a0\u00bb (chez Jason Kottke), je vous pr\u00e9sente la suite logique : \u00ab\u00a0Look, Ma! No *!\u00a0\u00bb : No tables! No case! No tags! No ink! No wires! No hands! (bien s\u00fbr) No [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,4,10,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusant","category-blogs","category-liens","category-online"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}