{"id":40,"date":"2003-06-17T15:05:03","date_gmt":"2003-06-17T13:05:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/2003\/06\/17\/matrix-shortened\/"},"modified":"2003-06-17T15:05:03","modified_gmt":"2003-06-17T13:05:03","slug":"matrix-shortened","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/2003\/06\/17\/matrix-shortened\/","title":{"rendered":"Matrix Shortened"},"content":{"rendered":"<span class=\"span-reading-time rt-reading-time\" style=\"display: block;\"><span class=\"rt-label rt-prefix\">Temps de lecture \/ Reading time\u00a0: <\/span> <span class=\"rt-time\"> &lt;\u00a01<\/span> <span class=\"rt-label rt-postfix\">minute.<\/span><\/span><p>Pas mal :  une <a href=\"http:\/\/ter.air0day.com\/index.php?script=matrixreloaded\" title=\"version tr\u00e8s \u00e9court\u00e9e\">version tr\u00e8s \u00e9court\u00e9e<\/a> et sarcastique du script de The Matrix Reloaded.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>           MONICA BELLUCI<br \/>\n            Not only that, but they made me a<br \/>\n            hornball. I will only help if you<br \/>\n            make out with me.<\/p>\n<p>                     LAURENCE FISHBURNE<br \/>\n            What? It&rsquo;s bad enough that the<br \/>\n            agents no longer pose any threat at<br \/>\n            all, but now these are the kind of<br \/>\n            obstacles we must overcome to save<br \/>\n            Zion? Make out with Monica Belluci?<br \/>\n            What will we have to do next, eat<br \/>\n            our way through a prison wall made<br \/>\n            of chocolate?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>La premi\u00e8re partie ne parlerait qu&rsquo;\u00e0 ceux qui sont d\u00e9j\u00e0 all\u00e9s sur IRC, mais sinon tous ceux qui ont vu le film peuvent comprendre&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pas mal : une version tr\u00e8s \u00e9court\u00e9e et sarcastique du script de The Matrix Reloaded. MONICA BELLUCI Not only that, but they made me a hornball. I will only help if you make out with me. LAURENCE FISHBURNE What? It&rsquo;s bad enough that the agents no longer pose any threat at all, but now these [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-amusant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/xavier.borderie.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}